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Hormones…WHY must you haunt me so?

July 8, 2016

I don’t like to point the finger at someone else for my behaviors.  Ok, who am I kidding? My gut reaction to things 70% of the time is to blame my husband for something when maybe he is to blame only 35% of the time.  Enough statistics.  Seriously though, I think hormones are really the blame of a lot…A LOT.

 

I am emotional.  I literally want to cry because of world hunger, my inability to cook dinner without spilling 4 things or watching a Hallmark commercial.  Hormones.

 

I am fat.  Ok, I’m not really fat, but I’m retaining water, feel bloated and look and feel the equivalent of 2.5 months pregnant.  Hormones.

 

I am bitchy.  Yeah-I’m totally blaming that on hormones, even if it’s not entirely true.

 

I am volatile.  I am loving and warm and caring when you enter the shower and a hangry dinosaur when you exit.  Hormones.

 

I sweat.  I don’t know if any of you moms remember that lovely feeling of waking up soaking wet with sweat after you had your babies because your hormones were basically having a rave dance party in your body and trying to break free?  Yeah-hormones.

 

Rant over.  Enjoy your day…hormones and all.

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